This is your father speaking. Let it never be said that he did not suffer for his children. In fact, he took suffering to a greater level and always quotes the bible where it says, "let the chidren suffer" or something like that.
It is Father's day. Now that my kids are grown, they better give something worthy of me--not that cheap crap they used to buy with MY money. You know, the goggles with the springy-ping-pong balls or some stupid tie. I want them real, and expensive.

So, we will open gifts, and I will post them and let the free world be the judge.