Stairway to Heaven? Get off of my cloud!

Now why on earth would I want to buy a wicker basket stair case to allow the family pooch to get on top of my bed? I spent the better part of our dog's life (RIP) trying to keep him off the furniture and for sure I did not want him on my bed. That is my bed, doggone it! I do not want a nice warm spot where Spot laid all afternoon.